broccoli crocodile tシャツ

Meet Croccoli — the ultimate fusion of fearsome reptile and floret. It's part veggie, part beast, all chaos. Whether you're trying to eat healthier or just confuse your enemies, this punny predator is here to slay (and possibly be steamed). Perfect for lovers of bad puns, weirdcore vibes, and Gen Z humor. Wear it to the gym, a vegan potluck, or your next existential crisis. Go ahead, brocc their world.