Freeloader C Water Bottle – Alfabet Sity Edition ウォーターボトル

In Alfa Sity, even hydration has an agenda. This stainless bottle keeps your coffee hot or your cynicism cold while you glide through another round of “creative freeloading.” The tranquil aqua backdrop hints at composure, but the text spells it out: only H and C occasionally hold you to akkount. Perfect for writers, coders, and other professional pedants fluent in caffeine and sarcasm. Durable, reusable, and leak-resistant—because even in a city built on typos, some things still need to hold water. Welcome to Alfabet Sity, where the words walk, the letters talk, and every typo’s a crime scene. Here, grammar’s gone rogue, punctuation’s packing heat, and syntax runs a shady underground. The vowels hustle vowels, the consonants form cartels, and every misplaced comma could start a turf war. It’s neon noir for the linguistically inclined — a city where wrong is relative, right is negotiable, and every word tells a story… usually spelled poorly. In Alfabet Sity, language isn’t learned — it’s survived.