"Full-Time Functional Adult (Contract Pending)." Tシャツ

Gemini said Keep the vibes high and the stress low with this Retro "Functional Adult" Hippie Tee. Blending 70s corporate irony with a laid-back, free-spirit aesthetic, this design is for the man who is technically an adult but is still waiting for the universe to finalize the paperwork. Featuring a distressed vintage laurel badge, this shirt brings a touch of nostalgic 1970s sunshine to the modern-day grind. It’s the perfect uniform for high-vibe living, whether you're manifesting at a festival or just trying to navigate the "terms and conditions" of a Monday morning. Stay groovy, stay functional (mostly), and keep the peace!