Funny Pun Lumberjack Lager Happy Birthday カード

It is becoming complicated to select a beer. You have to be pretty stout-hearted to order a plain beer, because the bartender might think you are mentally ale (know what I mean, Bud?). In fact, he might think you are so weak that you might need someone to carry your pitcher for you (you know, a beer porter). It's enough to give you a sour attitude, unless you take a chill-pilsner. I saw a great tee shirt recently, that stated "When I drink beer, IPA lot." Please enjoy this funny pun happy birthday card!