Funny Retro "Not Using Protection" Baby Card サンキューカード

Let's be real: sometimes "Congratulations" just doesn't cover the sheer magnitude of what's about to happen. This card is for that one friend who skipped the manual and went straight to production. Featuring a vintage, "rubber-hose" animation style that feels ironically innocent, this is the perfect way to welcome them to a lifetime of 3:00 AM wake-up calls and financial ruin. It's practical wisdom wrapped in a very impractical joke.