"I Tolerate You" – The Honest Feline シーズンカード

Express your romantic intentions with the only creature on God's green earth that truly understands the concept of conditional love: the domestic house cat. This Funny Cat Valentine's Postcard is designed for the couple who knows that true affection is best demonstrated by sitting in the same room and ignoring each other comfortably. Featuring a high-definition image of a cat whose expression says, "I suppose you'll do," this card cuts through the saccharine noise of traditional greeting cards. It speaks to the deep, primal truth of relationships: that you have found the one person whose breathing doesn't annoy you most of the time. Printed on high-grade cardstock that offers a satisfying resistance should your actual cat decide to bat it off the table, this postcard is the perfect minimalist gesture for the partner who prefers fur over flowers. Why this card is the cat’s pyjamas: Apex Predator Approved: A design that captures the exquisite judgment of a feline, lending your relationship an air of hard-won validity. Economical Romance: A postcard format that saves postage, allowing you to spend the surplus on premium wet food or couples therapy. Smudge-Free Finish: Perfect for writing heartfelt messages without the risk of emotional or ink-based smears. Universal Appeal: Ideal for partners, spouses, or that person you’re "talking to" but haven't officially labeled because, like a cat, you fear commitment. The Fact of the Matter Factual Fact: In 8th-century Ireland, the monk seeking to transcribe the Book of Kells was frequently interrupted by his cat, Pangur Bán. Historical records indicate that 40% of the illuminated manuscript's intricate knotwork was actually just the monk trying to draw around the cat who refused to move off the vellum.