I'm Not Old, I'm A Professional Survivor キーホルダー

Level up your wisdom with a whole lotta style. Featuring the original text art and powerful words of artist and author R. A. Franklin, this keychain declares: “I'm Not Old, I'm A Professional Survivor.” As Franklin puts it: > “I felt that it just made sense. Not everyone makes it to see an advanced stage of life, which is unfortunate, so to make it to see such an age is something to be thankful for—so a cool saying is quite fitting.” Carry this bold reminder that every year survived is a badge earned. Whether you're gifting a legend in your life or proudly repping your own journey, this keychain delivers meaning with every click of the keys. Perfect for birthdays, retirements, or everyday inspiration.