Serve Long and Prosper シーズンカード

📦 Format: Printed OR digital (yes, even aliens use email now) 💥 Front Description: He’s loud. He’s lime green. And he’s about to crush your weak human backhand. This raging extraterrestrial isn’t just here to party, he’s here to paddle you into the next solar system. Dressed like he's crash-landed straight into a pickleball tournament, he’s got teeth bared, paddle primed, and a fire in his tiny space-sneakers. Customizable text lets you send birthday smack-talk from across the galaxy. ✍️ Inside (Customizable): Beam in your own cosmic birthday message, whether it’s sentimental, sassy, or sounds like something out of a Martian sitcom. 🚀 Why It's Out of This World: This isn’t just a card. It’s a diplomatic mission in pickleball diplomacy, complete with paddle-powered attitude. Perfect for friends who love their birthday served up spicy, with a side of planetary domination.