St. Rat, Patron of Big Money - Medieval Wealth Tシャツ

In 1347, the black rat boarded Genoese trade ships. It carried a flea, which carried a bacterium. Within five years, Yersinia pestis wiped out half the European workforce. The resulting labor shortage collapsed the feudal system, forced peasant wages up, and accidentally birthed modern capitalism. The rat is the true architect of your 401(k). Stop praying to Saint Matthew for financial windfalls. Matthew was a tax collector. St. Rat is the patron we deserve. Look at the halo. The profound, unblinking piety of the vermin. This shirt depicts the holy rodent grasping the gold of the realm, rendered in flawless pseudo-Byzantine iconography. It is deeply offensive to the church of good taste. This makes it the only logical garment to wear to your next salary negotiation. We pretend wealth is sterile. We sanitize it with banking apps and wire transfers. The rat knows better. Wealth is a frantic scurrying in the dark. You need this shirt. The cotton is soft. The economy is a fiction. It drapes perfectly over the human torso while you aggressively day-trade altcoins or ask your boss for a 15% raise. Buy it for the friend who talks too much about their diversified portfolio. The sizing is unisex. The message is pure mercantile chaos. To acquire big money, you must clothe yourself in the patron saint of the sewers. Put it on. Wear it until