Unveil the Conspiracy: Chemtrail Chronicles Tシャツ

Have you always suspected there was more to those trails in the sky than simple water vapor? This hilarious, high-definition graphic lets you wear your skepticism with pride (and a tinfoil hat). Featuring the ultimate conspiracy theorist—a dapper pilot with a custom-fitted conical tinfoil hat and goggles—at the helm of a stylized, retro biplane, this design leaves no doubt about its findings. The massive, billowing trail of purple and green "chemtrails" is far too toxic-looking to be mere vapor. The sharp, black block text sums it up perfectly: "Chemtrail Chronicles... Not Vapor. We Checked."