Zombie Pickleball ラウンド壁時計

Brains? Nah — This Zombie’s Hungry for Pickleball Glory! 🧟‍♂️🕒 Lurch into the competitive spirit with a wall clock that’s straight outta the afterlife and into the rec league. This rotting ringer’s got cracks in his skull, holes in his shirt, and a paddle grip tighter than your last tiebreaker. He’s not here for conversation, he’s here to eat your serve alive. Perfect for: ✔️ Players who never quit… even after death ✔️ Halloween fanatics, horror junkies, and late-night league legends ✔️ Anyone whose idea of cardio includes grunting and growling on the court 💬 “Diiiiiink… BRAAAAAAINS…” 🕒💀 Put this on your wall and let everyone know: The only thing more terrifying than missing your match… is playing against Zombie Zeke over here. Because in pickleball, the dead don’t rest , they rally.