Cheeky Cow

Humorous Cheeky Cow Sticking Out Tongue Saying: The Cheeky Cow says: '...you know you're getting old when you have a 'just in case' wee, every time you pass a toilet.' '... another year older just means getting another pair of reading glasses to keep in a different place'. '... one year older just means buying another pair of scales that don't work. ' ' ... on your birthday, one bottle of wine and four jam doughnuts count as your 5-a-day.' '...getting older just means adding to the collection of body parts that don't work.' '... you can tell the age of a woman by the shape of her knickers.'