Homo Regressus

A species has been identified. Homo regressus evangelicus, formally classified, taxonomically precise, and unfortunately very real. This postcard traces the full arc of human evolution, then watches it reverse in real time, terminating in a red-hatted primate clutching a Holy Bible. Darwin didn't warn us. He probably assumed we'd hold the line. Perfect for the scientist in your life, the historian who has given up, the political science professor who drinks now, or anyone who needs to mail their feelings to a relative before the next holiday.