Perfectly Weird Ideas

We've all had crazy ideas at one point or another. But when you're cursed with the need to put these ideas down on paper, and slap them on your mugs and shirts, they end up here. Crabs against waxing? Rabid rabbits? Horny narwahls. Nothing is off limits or taboo in this black hole of crazy, bizarre, and outrageous. This is hopefully also the place for you.