Rustic Simulated Wood

Classic Stained Walnut Faux Wood. If you like to show your stuff to the pesky neighbors or take your things with you when you go rock climbing with gigantic bighorn sheep, you will definitely enjoy this wonderful addition to your diverse collection of paraphernalia you have acquired since you started your acquisition phase. The graphics are stunning. How stunning? Uncle Gert will crap his drawers when he sees this. And forget about anyone claiming that you don’t understand peanuts. They will be sure to change their mind about you, once they lay eyes on this fantastic wonder of refinement. Zombie apocalypse coming? Night of the radishes? Columbus Day, Corn husking Day, National Bat day? Well, let’s just say, that it might happen, but between then and now, why not put this fabulous stuff in your cart and get it zipped to your domicile.