Excelsior Keychain キーホルダー

"Ever Upward" (Latin: Excelsior — Roughly translated as: "I’ve ascended past the need for a lanyard.") In honor of the state motto and the spirit of high-minded academia found in our most prestigious regional institutions, we present the Excelsior Fob. It is a testament to the fact that while your car might be a 2012 sedan, your heart belongs to a golden age of structural engineering. Why the Excelsior Acrylic Series? The "Keys to the Blimp" Maneuver: Hand these to any valet or roommate and casually mention, "Mind the weight, those are the keys to my blimp." When they inevitably point out it’s just a keychain, you are legally and morally obligated to correct them: "It is a Rigid Airship, Karen. A blimp is essentially a floating lawn bag. This has a skeleton." Intellectual Durability: The ultra-durable acrylic is as unyielding as a tenured professor's syllabus. It is designed to endure the friction of daily life while maintaining its scholarly luster. Everlasting Aroma: Is that a new acrylic car smell, or just the helium!? What's old is new again, and scents are a matter of perspective. New car gift, new blimp gift, new domicile, new smells, new keychain! A Heroic Legacy: Channeling the "Ever Upward" energy of a certain legendary New York comic visionary, this keychain reminds you that even if you're just unlocking a shed, you're doing it with Excelsior flair.