I'm not a cheapskate but... Apron エプロン

Why dress like a chef when you can dress like someone who stole all the hotel sweeteners and still cooks with dignity? This apron is part of the Economy Class Aesthetic collection — designed for those who sauté on a budget and serve up sarcasm daily. Made for kitchens, campfires, or passive-aggressive brunch shifts. Stain-resistant, irony-absorbent, and emotionally resilient.