Sperm on my hoodie! Long sleeve zippered Hoodie. パーカ

Funny Hoodie – Because Being Cold AND Boring Is Not an Option This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a personal statement wrapped in fleece. This hoodie delivers warmth, comfort, and just the right amount of personality disorder (the fun kind). Made for people who: Aren’t morning people… or afternoon people Know sarcasm is a love language Want strangers to laugh and leave them alone Soft on the inside, bold on the outside. It’s got that perfect slouchy-but-cool vibe that makes you look like you tried (you didn’t). Throw it on, and let your hoodie do the talking. 🛒 Add to cart now—because your laundry pile doesn’t need another plain sweatshirt.