Madame Horror

Up until recently I would have described myself as a scientist, however the tumultuous circumstances of this day and age demand that I am more than that. I have dedicated my life to the eradication of a vermin many people are oblivious to but most people are victims of. There is a threat so shocking yet so commonplace that it goes unnoticed. There is an army of Doldrites; hideous creatures evolved from socks, hiding where your back is turned, creeping in the darkness and invading your homes in a bid to increase their numbers and rally against us. Can you honestly account for all your socks? Do you ever wonder where they disappear to? I and my trusted comrade in arms <a hef="http://www.zazzle.com/doodlemonkie">Doodlemonkie</a>, call it the Great Sock Horror and you can join us in the fight against these foes here...